5 things Marriage has taught me

1. Men are incapable of going to the toilet with the door closed! 

Every single morning i wake up to the LOUD echo of my husbands stream as it reverberates down the hallway. 

2. Never leave believe that he will do housework!

 Anytime i ask hubbo to for example do the dishes i better not get my hopes up that its going to be down down that day, my hubbo's worst has been 3 days.

3. Money sucks!

well the lack there of... marriage = x 2 the amount of bills
2 x amount needed for food
2 x amount needed for medical reasons
2 x amount needed to actually do stuff
This leaves both parties BROKE...

4. Never wake the sleeping colossus!

 Unless you want to open a minefield of crankiness for the rest of the day... leave well alone..

5. Men purposely ignore your calls as long as they can to avoid doing anything and everything!

I can ring my hubbo almost 30 times trying to get a hold of him and i barely reach him... and he always has a lame excuse like "i didn't feel my phone ringing" yeah 30 times ...

well these are my 5 things marriage has taught me so far
hope you enjoy
bye for now x